What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!

What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight?A vark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just won a fight?A well ‘aardvark!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!

Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!