Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you can’t beat ’em, eat ’em!
Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t?Aardvarks don’t have trunks!
