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Why do we drive on parkways wh…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

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If all the nations in the worl…

8 Jul , 2009  

If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?

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Why is brassiere singular and …

8 Jul , 2009  

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

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If you are driving at the spee…

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If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?

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If nothing ever sticks to TEFL…

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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

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Why don’t sheep shrink when it…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

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Do fish get thirsty?…

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Do fish get thirsty?

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day…

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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If buttered toast always lands…

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If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

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What color is a chameleon on a…

8 Jul , 2009  

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

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Is it ok to use my AM radio af…

8 Jul , 2009  

Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

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Do you need a silencer if you …

8 Jul , 2009  

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?