If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?

If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?

Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do’ solutions go when a candidate gets elected?

If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?