How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
What’s the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled ‘The World’s Top Accountants – Nude!’.
What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular
What’s an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.
What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.
Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.
Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
What’s the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.
