How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No
There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who can’t.
How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?Depreciation.
Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:”…….and ninthly…”
The accountant’s prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait – 13 seconds, no wait – 14 seconds, no wait……
What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.
What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.
