Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

Which vampire ate the three bears’ porridge? Ghouldilocks.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.

Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.

What do vampire footballers have at half-time?Blood oranges.

What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.

What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.