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Ant jokes

What kind of ants are very lea…

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What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !

Ant jokes

What do you call a smart ant ?…

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What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !

Ant jokes

What do you call an ant in spa…

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What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !

Ant jokes

What do you call a 100 year ol…

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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !

Ant jokes

How come if ants are always so…

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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

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What is smaller than an ant’s …

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What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ?An ant’s mouth !

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Where do ants go for their hol…

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Where do ants go for their holidays ?Frants !

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What do you call an ant who sk…

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What do you call an ant who skips school ?A truant !

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What do you get if you cross s…

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !

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What do you call an ant with f…

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !

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What kind of ant can you colou…

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?A crayant !

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What do you call an ant who li…

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !