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Apple jokes

Two boys were eating a snack l…

8 Jul , 2009  

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, “Watch out for worms won’t you!” The first one replied, “Why should I? They can watch out for themselves.”

Apple jokes

The first commandment was when…

8 Jul , 2009  

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

Apple jokes

What do you get if you cross a…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

Ant jokes

Where do ants go to eat ?At a …

8 Jul , 2009  

Where do ants go to eat ?At a restaurant !

Ant jokes

What do you call an ant from o…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call an ant from overseas ?Impartant

Ant jokes

What kind of ant is good at ma…

8 Jul , 2009  

What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !

Ant jokes

What do you call a greedy ant …

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater !

Ant jokes

What medicine would you give a…

8 Jul , 2009  

What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !

Ant jokes

What do you call an ant who li…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !

Ant jokes

How many ants are needed to fi…

8 Jul , 2009  

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !

Ant jokes

What is even bigger than an el…

8 Jul , 2009  

What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !

Ant jokes

Who was the most famous ant sc…

8 Jul , 2009  

Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !