If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing?Because you don’t have the time.
Why couldn’t the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.
What is the vampire’s favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.
Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.
Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.
