They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
“I’ve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, won’t you?”All I can say ma’am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!”
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me — all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in […]
