What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?”You have a lot of appeal.”
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.
Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?She left him out in the sun too long.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
