What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
Knock KnockWho’s there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed !
Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knock Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
