It can’t go on! It can’t go on! What can’t go on? This baby’s vest ? it’s too small for me.
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?
My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
