Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, ” my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins””That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets”The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to […]

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?

How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant’s!

Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because she’s been here more than 28 days.