Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.

Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He’s looking for a crypt writer.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.

Why does Dracula have no friends?Because he’s a pain in the neck.

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, “Who’s a pretty boy then?”

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

What do vampires have at eleven o’clock every day?A coffin break.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.