There is a new Barbie doll on the market – LAPD Barbie …comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Avalanche Barbie …buried in 16 feet of snow

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Junkie Barbie …complete with needle tracks

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Chain Smoker Barbie …with Surgeon General’s warning on box

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mutant Barbie …Professor Xavier’s daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Fast Food Barbie …also known as McBarbie…you want fries with that?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Cyberpunk Barbie …includes ‘trodes and implants

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Venus de Milo Barbie …made of rock; no head, no arms

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Homeless Barbie …complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Grunge Barbie …with flannel shirt and a goatee

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Death Row Barbie …comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Eye Patch Barbie …with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!