There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Lumberjack Barbie …sleeps all night, works all day

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tool Time Barbie …ncludes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tree Hugger Barbie …pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Banzai Barbie …a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mafia Victim Barbie …feet set in cement–she really sinks!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Gangsta Barbie …complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Medusa Barbie …Barbie with snakes for hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Rastafarian Barbie …she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Joan of Arc Barbie …comes with stake, kindling, and matches

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Battering Ram Barbie …Barbie’s head on the end of a battering ram

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Trailer Park Barbie …for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Disco Barbie …dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball