A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. “Nothing,” replied the assistant. “Nothing?” she asked, “but how can I look like a film star?” “Haven’t you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?” replied the assistant.
First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.
They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she’s escaped from the funny farm?
Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn’t find a crane strong enough to lift her face!
First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
How do you know that there’s a monster in your bath? You can’t get the shower curtain closed.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !
