Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: “Good grief, where are your feet?” I must have left them in bed !
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.
When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.
