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Biologist jokes

A young college student had st…

26 Aug , 2009  

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them with a sack over each bird and only the legs showing. He sat right on the front row because he wanted to do the […]

Biologist jokes

While driving down a steep and…

26 Aug , 2009  

While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd “Jimmy” and careen down the hill. The truck piles up at the bottom of the canyon, and everyone aboard perishes. Suprisingly, they all go to heaven. At an orientation they are asked, “When you are in your […]

Bicycle jokes

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stan…

26 Aug , 2009  

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they’re two-tired.

Bicycle jokes

What did the bicycle call its …

26 Aug , 2009  

What did the bicycle call its dad?Pop-cycle

Bicycle jokes

What do you get if you cross a…

26 Aug , 2009  

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?Bike carbonate of soda !

Bicycle jokes

What do you get if you cross a…

26 Aug , 2009  

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?Bicycle petals !

Bicycle jokes

What do you call a woman with …

26 Aug , 2009  

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?Petal !

Bicycle jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could…

26 Aug , 2009  

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?Sir Francis Brake !

Bicycle jokes

Why can’t an elephant ride a b…

26 Aug , 2009  

Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.

Bicycle jokes

Why can’t a bicycle stand up b…

26 Aug , 2009  

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Bicycle jokes

When is a bicycle not a bicycl…

26 Aug , 2009  

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?When it turns into a driveway.

Bicycle jokes

A math student who used to com…

26 Aug , 2009  

A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. “Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know. “It’s a `thank you’ present”, he explains, “from that freshman girl I’ve been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird…” […]