Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, ‘Who’s a pretty boy then ?’!

One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.

What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.

What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

What’s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?It wanted to play squash.

Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

Where is Dracula’s American office? The Vampire State Building.

What’s it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.