Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !

What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they’re both full of stuffing !

How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !

When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they’re going cheap !

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !

What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !

What is a polygon ?A dead parrot !

What’s brown and white and flies all over?Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.

How do you identify a bald eagle?All his feathers are combed over to one side.

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed […]