What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !

Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !

What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !

What is a duck’s favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !

What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !

What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !

What do owls sing when it is raining ? ‘Too wet to woo’ !

What’s another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !

What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !

What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !

What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !