Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road ?Because he didn’t have enough guts

Why did the turkey cross the road ?To prove he wasn’t chicken

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?He heard the referee calling fowls

What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn’t give a hoot !

What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !