What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?She lays hand gren-eggs !

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

Why don’t chickens like people ?They beat eggs !

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?A bird that lays down !

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !

What do you call a crazy chicken ?A cuckoo cluck !

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?Because it ran out of cluck !

How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?An alarm cluck !

Why did the chicken cross the “net” ?It wanted to get to the other site !

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?To get to the other slide