What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?Dead.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?It eggs-plodes !

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?The bombshell !

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?An eggroll !

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?Coop-cakes !

Is chicken soup good for your health ?Not if you’re the chicken !

Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be !

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?”You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours !”

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?They go on peck-nics !

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?He wanted to lay it on the line !

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?She laid a sidewalk !