Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What’s that? Ouch!
Q: Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?” A: He was studying foreign languages.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird !
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
