What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?Polly want a quacker!

What did the rich socialite’s parrot say?Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?Polly wants a firecracker!

What do you call the place where parrots make films?Pollywood!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!

What’s the definition of Polystyrene?A plastic parrot!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Teacher: What’s the definition of a Polygamist?Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?A polygon .

What’s the definition of Parity?Two parrots exactly the same!

What’s the definition of a Parapet?Pet parrot kept by parachutist!

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics