Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?A: “Today children, we will learn our ABC’s”
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED.”Yes.”
A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ”Curl Up and Dye.”
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.The genie says, “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.”The brunette says, “I’ve […]
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
Sam’s girlfriend’s birthday was the same day as his father’s. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, ‘Use this all over yourself and think of me.’ Unfortunately he put the note on his father’s present.
Why do parrots carry umbrellas?So they don’t become polly-saturated!
