What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap !

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?Something that goes straight for the juggler !

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?Mack-u-la !

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?Jack-u-la !

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?By long distance.

What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!

Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they’re always out for blood!

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?The girl necks door.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !