Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.
Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”
Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
