Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the […]
ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, “I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one […]
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ?Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
First cannibal: I can’t find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle’s full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they’re all very unsavory.
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?Because hot dogs are the wurst!
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ‘ Sis,’ he said, ‘I wish you’d sing Christmas carols.”That’s nice of you, Alfie,’ she replied. ‘Why ?”Then I’d only have to hear you once a year !’
