Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting “Pieces of four”? Short John Silver!
Why did the bird join he air force?He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Why is politics for the birds?Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
What are a parrot’s favourite literary characters?Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?It speaks in Polly-syllables!
‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he does that!”Oh, yes I can.’ the elf said.’Because tow ‘Eds are better than one, of course!’
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !
Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?Son: Easy. I have two ears!
Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
