What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? ‘Dad, dad, look what marma-laid’ !
What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’ ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
What is the definition of a goose ?An animal that grows down as it grows up !
