Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. “Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,” he said politely, “but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with […]
Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I don’t get the bowl until my next birthday!
“Look at that speed!” said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads.”Hmph!” snorted the other. “You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!”
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. “Where were you? I was worried sick.””It was such nice day, I decided to walk.”
How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.
Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?To show the opossum it could be done.
Chicken to turkey: “Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???You’re lucky, with us it’s any Sunday.”
Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons?”He wanted to be a hentertainer.”
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls (bagels, get it?).
