Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He’s trying to age disgracefully!

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt

Cat: “What did you get him for his birthday?” Dog: “Pant . . . pant!” Cat: “Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!”

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

“Were any famous men born on your birthday?” “No, only little babies.”

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When it’s been sliced.

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

Man l: “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday” Man 2: “Don’t you mean a VCR?” Man 1: “No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!”

“This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.” “Maybe you should spit out the plate!”