Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond. Once more the farmer […]
The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in the back. […]
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I’m in the shower. Send him in.”The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior […]
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given […]
Helen: Mum, do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I’ve got a nice teapot.Helen: No you haven’t. I’ve just dropped it.
Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.
Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn’t figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type ‘Happy Birthday’
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.’Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,’ he said politely, ‘ but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with […]
Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?He heard they were having upside-down cake!
