A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A passerby remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the dog had done. “Not at […]
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the […]
What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can’t see to go, the other can’t go to sea.
Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn’t be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?
Q: How did a blind man drive his car?A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture
Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face?A: Learning to eat with a fork.
