A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, “You dumb blonde bimbo! It’s […]
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, “I think they could be bird tracks.”The second blonde went to look and said, “No, I think these are deer tracks.”They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the […]
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.First Blonde: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!
A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, “You’re soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit.” The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, “You’re slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. […]
There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them was extremely slow and at each hole they waited hours. Finally the priest asked around, why was that other group was so slow? He was told that they were very courageous firemen who […]
Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
Two blind man at a cinema: “Can you see something ?””No”.”Then let’s go in front !”
A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school’s soccer team to an “away game”. They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining to another patron how […]
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given […]
