What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said “concentrate” on it!
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping tablets!
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run – she is still holding the grenade!
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, […]
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. […]
