Q. Why did the blonde write “TGIF” on her shoes?A. To remind her that “toes go in first.”
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,”I’m sorry. Your ticket isn’t for first class. Could you please move to your seat.” The blonde replied,”Im blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.” The attendant said,”That’s fine […]
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”The […]
Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?A. Wave at her.
Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?A. Donut seeds.
Q. What is eternity?A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!
Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?They went to see “Closed for Winter”.
A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it’s empty, and goes back inside.Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it’s still empty, and goes back in.The third time she comes out, the man asks her, […]
A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken.
A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing […]
