What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? “Look! They spelled MACY’s wrong!”
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?The rest are hunt’n peckers.
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?Branch manager.
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
What is every blonde’s ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?She couldn’t find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
Hear about the blonde explorer?She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
What did the blonde’s mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?”Just flush it like everybody else does.”
Why did the blonde call the welfare office?She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?She wanted to get a dark tan.
