Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three New Zealanders buy just one ticket between them. “How are the three of you going to travel on only one […]
A traveler became lost in the Sahara desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling faint. He was on the verge of passing out when he spied a tent about 500 meters in front of him. […]
“And will there be anything else, sir?” the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.”No thank you,” the gentleman replied. “That will be all.”As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. “Anything for your wife ?” he asked.”Yeah! That’s a good idea,” the fellow […]
A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever. In the morning the couple came to settle the bill and were surprized to find they owe $3000.”How’s […]
“Room Service? Can you send up a towel?” “Please wait, someone else is using it.”
A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with […]
A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel’s clerk about the time of meals.”Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8,” explained the clerk.”Look here,” inquired the farmer in surprise, “when am I going to get time to […]
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, “You’ve given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?”The desk clerk says, “Sir, that’s absurd. Have you looked for the door?”The person says, ” […]
“Look, guide, here are some LION tracks.””Good. You see where they go and I’ll find out where they came from.”
A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. “Is it true,” he asked, “that an alligator won’t attack you if you carry a flashlight?””That depends,” replied the guide, “on how fast you carry the flashlight.”
A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES – $100. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river.Another man is […]
