A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you help me when you get home?””Sure,” he replies. “What’s the problem?””Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can’t even find the edge pieces.” “Look on the box,” he said. “There’s always a picture of what the puzzle is.” “It’s […]
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn’t get taller girls?
Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the “Vacant” sign up?
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for […]
One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look.An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighbor goes “What the hell is […]
