Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde?A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
Q.How many blonde’s does it take to change a light bulb?A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It’s cloged up with paper plates.
Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school?A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?A: All you can eat, under a buck.
Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward?A: “Is it mine?”
