How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?They’re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?Plain – Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?They’re the one’s wearing the left-handed ‘meats’!
How are UFO’s related to hamburgers?Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
Knock KnockWho’s there !Brother !Brother who ?Brother-ation, I’ve forgotten your name !
Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.
Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
