Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?Sure, order a burger and a shake!
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o’s Burger King!
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?No, you should eat your fingers separately!
In what school subjects does the teacher say, ‘Well done, hamburgers’?A wide range of subjects – meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.
How was the hamburger murdered?First it was ‘rolled,’ then smothered in onions
How far do burgers go in school?Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?He throws four meatballs!
How do you make a hamburger green?Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
