What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?Well, it’s back to the old grind!
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?They think they are in a pickle.
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?You’ve got no beef, soldier!
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time?How the meaty have fallen!
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?Cook-a-doodle-do!
What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?Rink injustice!
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show?Welcome back, Cutter!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded ‘not guilty’?I’ve been flamed!
What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?’Hot dog!’
What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?Ham Burger is ‘well done’ and Chief Justice Warren Burger has ‘done well’!
What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!
Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!
