What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?A fastball – a sizzler.
What is the hamburgers’ motto?If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!
What happens when two burgers fall in love?They live together in holy meatrimony!
What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?’Steak Me Out to the Ballgame’!
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?A thermomeater!
What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?It’s PAN-demonium!
What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land?A MEATing of the minds!
What do some people have against cheeseburgers?They say, ‘Burgers can’t be cheesy!’
